Douches Quotes
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I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
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I love that, for Kanye [West], there's no difference between the epic and the personal. That makes him sound like a really grandiose douche - which, I don't think anyone, himself included, could contest - but at the same time, it's really amazing. I love the scope of his perfectionism.
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'
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Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.
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People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'
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Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.
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Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.
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I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche...
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When do you stop to de-douche?
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.
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And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
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Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.
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Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.
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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
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It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?
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Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match, an allotted time daily to bicycling and shadow-boxing, followed by a cold douche and a brisk rub down?
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Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]
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Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
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Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.
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