Drinking Funny Quotes
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Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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I like my whisky old and my women young.
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There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
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Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
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He that drinks fast, pays slow.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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