Drive Safely Quotes
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The driver on the highway is safe not when He reads the signs, but when He obeys them.
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It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
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Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
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It's all based around the idea that basically VW cars are space age. They're the worst cars to use in action movie, because all the things you want to traditionally do in an action movie they won't allow you to do, because they make you drive safely if you want to or not.
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.
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