Dudley Dursley Quotes

• Dumbledore paused, and although his voice remained light and calm, and he gave no obvious sign of anger, Harry felt a kind of chill emanating from him and noticed that the Dursleys drew very slightly closer together. “You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.

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  Son   Boys   Hands  

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”, p.51, Pottermore

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• No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

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  Work Out   Sick   Toilets  

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone”, p.33, Pottermore

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• Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?

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  Daddy   Mad   Gone  

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• Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel — Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

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  Baby   Angel   Aunt  

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone”, p.24, Pottermore

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• The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.

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  Uncles   Vegetables   Cake  

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.33, Pottermore

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• Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you.

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  Love You   Yeah   Dudley Dursley  

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.43, Pottermore

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