Egg Rolls Quotes

• It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

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  Mark Tooley

  Eggs   Political   Purpose  

  "Gay Group Plans Big Turnout for White House Easter Egg Roll". www.foxnews.com. January 20, 2006.

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• Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

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  Conan O'Brien

  Easter   Eggs   White  

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• On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

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  Coolio

  Nice   Food   Eggs  

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• Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

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  L. M. Boyd

  Mother   Baby   Father  

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• Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

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  Jay Leno

  Easter   Nice   Eggs  

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• It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

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  Robert Orben

  Eggs   Way   Hong Kong  

  Robert Orben (1978). “2000 new laughs for speakers: the ad-libber's handbook”, Random House Value Pub

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• Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

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  David Letterman

  Easter   Kids   Years  

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