Emts Quotes

• We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.

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  Darynda Jones

  Rays   Body   Want  

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.128, Macmillan

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• I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.

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  Charlaine Harris

  Dog   Cat   Night  

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A True Blood Novel”, p.80, Hachette UK

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• Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

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  Darynda Jones

  Balance   Gadgets   Body  

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.128, Macmillan

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• I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

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  Darynda Jones

  Thinking   Guy   Three  

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.129, Macmillan

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• Observing that the market was FREQUENTLY efficient, EMT Adherents went on to conclude incorrectly that it was ALWAYS efficient. The difference between these propositions is night and day.

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  Warren Buffett

  Night   Differences   Emts  

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• A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge of the lot. I’d stayed close to the back door, and one of the Rangeman guys had taken a position two feet from me, standing at parade rest. No doubt in my mind he’d take a bullet for me rather than face Ranger over a dead Stephanie.

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  Janet Evanovich

  Taken   Doors   Two  

  Janet Evanovich, Lee Goldberg (2016). “Janet Evanovich 3-Book Variety Summer Bundle: The Heist, Wicked Business, Smokin' Seventeen”, p.669, Bantam

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