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  • Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

    Men   Cards   Tire  
  • You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

    Redneck   House   Causes  
  • Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Morning   Boss   Next  
  • I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road.

    Night   Eight   Phones  
    Source: www.pbs.org
  • Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

    FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 12, 2013
  • I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency.

    Oil   Wire   Emergencies  
    "Amber Heard: 20(ish) Questions". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. August 20, 2011.
  • Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.

    "Peace, Love and Healing: Bodymind Communication & the Path to Self-Healing: An Exploration". Book by Bernie Siegel, 1989.
  • We are not going to win because you have a new head coach, any more than you are going to fix a flat tire by changing the driver. We will win the minute all of us get rid of excuses as to why we can't win and stop wallowing in self-pity.

    Winning   Self   Tire  
  • How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?

    Sex   Nuts   Tire  
    John Cheever, Blake Bailey (2009). “John Cheever: Collected Stories and Other Writings”
  • I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.

    Beach   Prayer   Beer  
  • I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.

    Illinois   Broken   Might  
    Interview with Mary Kaye Schilling, www.gq.com. July 3, 2012.
  • It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire.

    Hurt   Wheels   Tire  
  • A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

    Home   Tire   Flats  
  • I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

    Funny   May   Legends  
  • Everybody has a home team: It's the people you call when you get a flat tire or when something terrible happens. It's the people who, near or far, know everything that's wrong with you and love you anyways. These are the ones who tell you their secrets, who get themselves a glass of water without asking when they're at your house. These are the people who cry when you cry. These are your people, your middle-of-the-night, no-matter-what people.

    Team   Love You   Home  
  • "Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

    Fun   Car   Getting Older  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I was a child of the women's movement. Everything I had learned was from my mother and my grandmother, who both had a very pioneering spirit. They had to, because they had to change flat tires and paint the house - because, you know, the men didn't come home from the war or whatever else, so women had to do these things.

    Mother   Children   War  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • When you keep asserting that things are going to work out well, that you can do the job, that you will not have a flat tire, that you will get there on time, by talking up good results you invoke the law of positive effects and good results occur. Things do turn out well.

    Jobs   Talking   Law  
    Norman Vincent Peale “The Power of Positive Thinking”, Om Books International
  • You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

  • Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire.

  • It's hard to go. It's scary and lonely...and half the time you'll be wondering why the hell you're in Cincinnati or Austin or North Dakota or Mongolia or wherever your melodious little finger-plucking heinie takes you. There will be boondoggles and discombobulated days, freaked-out nights and metaphorical flat tires. But it will be soul-smashingly beautiful... It will open up your life.

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