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  • Fools measure actions, after they are done, by the event; wise men beforehand, by the rules of reason and right. The former look to the end, to judge of the act. Let me look to the act, and leave the end with God.

    Wise   Men   Judging  
  • You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

    "Fictional character: Fiorello". "A Night at the Opera", 1935.
  • So modern 'pothecaries, taught the art By doctor's bills to play the doctor's part, Bold in the practice of mistaken rules, Prescribe, apply, and call their masters fools.

    Art   Doctors   Practice  
    Alexander Pope (2015). “An Essay on Criticism”, p.8, Sheba Blake Publishing
  • Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise.

    Love   Wise   Fool  
    William Shakespeare, William C. Carroll (2004). “The Two Gentlemen of Verona: Third Series”, p.140, Cengage Learning EMEA
  • I'm tired of saying, "How wonderful you are!" to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it.

    Tired   Men   Important  
    Margaret Mitchell (2016). “Gone with the Wind”, p.51, Hamilton Books
  • Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal.

    Lying   Men   Law  
  • Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

    Funny   Stupid   Humorous  
    George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.
  • God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!

    Doing You   May   Fool  
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, Matthew J. Bruccoli (1991). “F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby”, p.124, Cambridge University Press
  • You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.

    Cowboy   Vampire   Lines  
    Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.449, Penguin
  • You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four

  • ...I have always maintained that, excepting fools, men did not differ much in intellect, only in zeal and hard work; and I still think there is an eminently important difference.

    Hard Work   Science   Men  
    Charles Darwin (2015). “Darwin on Evolution: Words of Wisdom from the Father of Evolution”, p.23, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
  • If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

    Ideas   Pay   Fool  
  • Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

    "The Rachel Maddow Show", www.msnbc.com. November 6, 2009.
  • As the adage goes, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me'... It's time for patriots everywhere to rally together again and take back America.

  • I'm tired of saying "How wonderful you are!" to fool men, who haven't got one half sense I've got.

    Tired   Men   Half  
    Margaret Mitchell (2007). “Gone with the Wind”, p.110, Simon and Schuster
  • Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

  • If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, And let not women's weapons, water drops, Stain my man's cheeks.

    Daughter   Father   Anger  
    William Shakespeare (2009). “King Lear”, p.74, Palgrave Macmillan
  • Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

    Life   Forgiveness   God  
    In the Clearing (1962) "Cluster of Faith"
  • My ears won't fool me. Even when I do a session on digital, we still warm it up somewhere in the process, in mastering or mixing, running the signal through some tubes somewhere.

  • I like being fooled. When I watch someone who does sleight-of-hand and fools me, it's a great feeling.

    Feelings   Fool   Fool Me  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • When we talk about corruption, there's corruption on both sides of the border. That's what I think is interesting. I'm from Mexico, so when I see a Mexican portrayed in the American market on TV or films, you better do it right because you won't fool me. I'm sure no one really cares on this side of the border, if they get it right or not, but all the way from Mexico, to another 120 countries where the show goes, they will be able to tell the difference.

    Source: collider.com
  • There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

    Funny   Stupid   Humorous  
    "Political Gaffes to Spark Any Party". Interview with John Ydstie, www.npr.org. November 5, 2006.
  • The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.

    Dream   Real   Secret  
    Terry Pratchett (2008). “The Wee Free Men: (Discworld Novel 30)”, p.283, Random House
  • Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

  • Robert Pattinson has the face of a film-noir dupe. It's a face that is searching and open and kind. It's a face that a certain type of woman might want to fool because, in its intensely old-fashioned kindness, the face says, I love you. Fool me.

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