Funny Aging Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Aging that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
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I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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We are always the same age inside.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
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