Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
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You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.
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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.
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I'm single because I was born that way.
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The course of true love never did run smooth.
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To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls.
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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
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Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
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There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives - the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it. The poor you may have right in your own family. Find them. Love them.
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Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
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But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
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I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
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Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
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Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
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For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive
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Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
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If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
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