Funny April Fools Day Quotes
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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
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The great God endows His children variously. To some He gives intellect...and they move the earth. To some He allots heart...and the beating pulse of humanity is theirs. But to some He gives only a soul, without intelligence...and these, who never grow up, but remain always His children, are God's fools, kindly, elemental, simple, as if from His palette the Artist of all has taken one color instead of many.
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Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
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Even the gods love jokes.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
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When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
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The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
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A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
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Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
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Art is the proper task of life.
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
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