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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 100,000 religions based on roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We're only one God away from total agreement.
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A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
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Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
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Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
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You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
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Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
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We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
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Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
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If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
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For good people to do evil things, it takes religion.
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If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.
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If people are good because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
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It's an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous.
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
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Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.
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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
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Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God
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The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle.
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If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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