Funny Baseball Quotes
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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
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When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.
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A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
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Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.
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The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.
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Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
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On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.
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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
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When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart.
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Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.
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It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.
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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
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If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.
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Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.
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You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
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A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
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People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
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Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport.
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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
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I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
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Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
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Feeling is to lose a major league game.
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