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Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.
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I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
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One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.
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The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.
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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
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Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
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On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.
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One man cannot make a team.
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Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.
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After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.
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Tracy McGrady is doing things we've never seen from anybody - from any planet!
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It is necessary to any originality to have the courage to be an amateur.
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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
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Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't moved on me yet.
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
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When I was young, I never wanted to leave the court until I got things exactly correct. My dream was to become a pro.
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You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O. It makes your X's and O's pretty good.
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They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
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Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about.
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Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
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John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!
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I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
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When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.
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To win, you've got to put the ball in the macramé.
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Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
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But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
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