Funny Birthday Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Birthday that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
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Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
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If you're not getting older, you're dead.
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Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles. Wrinkles my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
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Old age is not for sissies.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
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Today you are you! That is truer than true!
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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