Funny Boss Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Boss that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.
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There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
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The first myth of management is that it exists.
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Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems.
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The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
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There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
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The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
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People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
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If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
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There is only one boss. The customer.
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The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
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