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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
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A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
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Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide bound hearts.
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white.
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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One can never have enough socks
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
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T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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