Funny Christmas Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Christmas that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.
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Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.
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To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
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A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
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I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift.
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Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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One can never have enough socks
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I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
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