Funny Clever Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Clever that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
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My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression ? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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Humor is important. If you're going to tell any sort of realistic story, you're going to have to have humor in it, because people are funny. Clever people especially.
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The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
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He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
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The second mouse gets the cheese!
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
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Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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