Funny Diet Quotes
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The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
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A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
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Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
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If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
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When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
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Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
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Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'
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Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
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