Funny Dog Quotes
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
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I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog.
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
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