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  • Here is the amazing thing about Easter; the resurrection Sunday for Christians is this, that Christ in the dying moments on the cross gives us the greatest illustration of forgiveness possible.

    "Lessons On Forgiveness From T.D. Jakes". "Tell me more" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. April 5, 2012.
  • Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, "Christ is risen," but "I shall rise."

  • Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.

    Benjamin Franklin, William-Temple Franklin (1818). “Memoirs of the Life and Writings of (the Same), Continued to the Time of His Death by William Temple Franklin. - London, H. Colburn 1818”, p.253
  • But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust.

    Easter   Dust   Earth  
    Sir Henry Wotton, Sir Walter Raleigh (1815). “Poems”, p.75
  • We live and die; Christ died and lived!

  • Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present.

    N. T. Wright (2009). “Surprised by Hope: Rethinking Heaven, the Resurrection, and the Mission of the Church”, p.29, Harper Collins
  • The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the grass with the splendor of lilies. How much more, then, will He care for us, who are made in His image? Our only concern is to obey the heavenly Father and leave the consequences to Him.

    Easter   Father   Air  
  • Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

    "Force of Nature". Book by Dana Mentink (p. 215), December 3, 2013.
  • Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life.

  • See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter snows. Earth with heaven above rejoices.

    Easter   Sleep   Winter  
    Charles Kingsley (2008). “Andromeda and Other Poems: Easyread Super Large 20pt Edition”, p.229, ReadHowYouWant.com
  • Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out.

    Sweet   Easter   Flower  
  • You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere.

  • Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.

  • For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.

  • 'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.

    Easter   Sunday   Air  
    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1871). “The Poetical Works”, p.49
  • To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

  • Tomb, thou shalt not hold Him longer; Death is strong, but Life is stronger; Stronger than the dark, the light; Stronger than the wrong, the right; Faith and Hope triumphant say Christ will rise on Easter Day.

    Easter   Strong   Dark  
    Phillips Brooks, “An Easter Carol”
  • A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.

    Friday   Jesus   Easter  
    Mahatma Gandhi (2007). “Gandhi on Non-Violence”, p.47, New Directions Publishing
  • I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

  • A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn.

    Easter   Cousin   Spring  
  • There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou art may never be destroyed.

    Easter   Art   Atoms  
    Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte, Anne Bronte (2014). “Poems by Currer, Ellis, and Acton Bell”, p.212, The Floating Press
  • Thou art the Sun of other days. They shine by giving back the rays.

    Easter   Art   Giving  
    John Keble (1829). “The Christian year, thoughts in verse for the Sundays and holydays throughout the year [by J. Keble].”, p.130
  • There's no such thing as too much power!

  • Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.

    God   Religious   Easter  
    Wallace Stevens, Holly Stevens (1966). “Letters of Wallace Stevens”, p.193, Univ of California Press
  • I believe in one God, the first and great cause of goodness. I also believe in Jesus Christ, the rebirth of the world. I also believe in the Holy Ghost, the comforter.

    Jesus   Easter   Believe  
  • And he departed from our sight that we might return to our hearts and find him there. For he left us, and behold, he is here.

    Easter   Heart   Sight  
    "Confessions".
  • The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking.

    Easter   Thinking   Way  
  • The resurrection asserts a truth which is by no means always written legibly for all men on the face of nature. It tells us that the spiritual is higher than the material; that in this universe spirit counts for more than matter.

    Spiritual   Easter   Mean  
    Henry Parry Liddon (1885). “Easter in St. Paul's: Sermons Bearing Chiefly on the Resurrection of Our Lord”
  • My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

    God   Mom   Easter  
  • Do not put all your eggs in one basket.

    Lawrence A. Cunningham, Warren E. Buffett (2013). “The Essays of Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America (Third Edition)”, p.13, Carolina Academic Press
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