Funny Football Quotes
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Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
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When you win, nothing hurts.
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It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than England manager Sven Goran Eriksson.
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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
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I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.
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When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
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People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.
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I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.
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I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.
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I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
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Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
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I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.
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I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd
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You've got to believe you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.
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The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.
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Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
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I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.
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