Funny Friend Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Friend that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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I get by with a little help from my friends.
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
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If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
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Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
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Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Life is so much friendlier with two.
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I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
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The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
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Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.
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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
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One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
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Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
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