Funny Girlfriend Quotes
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I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.
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I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.
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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
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My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.
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People don't get through to the essence of you right away - it's always the famous 'girl' or the famous 'girlfriend'. I'd rather be known for myself.
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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
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My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
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Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
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The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
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Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
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When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.
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Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.
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I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
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London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.
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We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.
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It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
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