Funny Golf Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Golf that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
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The woods are full of long drivers.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
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Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
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Swing hard in case you hit it.
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In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
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I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
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Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
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Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
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The more you play it the less you know about it.
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Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...
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The harder you work, the luckier you become.
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The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
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Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
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