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  • If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.

    Trust   Halloween   Taken  
  • Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

    Love   Dream   Art  
    "The Raven" l. 25 (1845)
  • There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

    Halloween   Moon   Night  
    Joseph Conrad (1905). “Lord Jim”, p.230, McClure, Phillips & Company
  • Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    'Macbeth' (1606) act 4, sc. 1, l. 14
  • Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

    Funny   Stars   Halloween  
  • Never take candy from strangers.

  • Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

    'Hamlet' (1601) act 3, sc. 2, l. [413]
  • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

  • Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.

    Halloween   Band   Want  
    "Gwen Stefani Rocked The Sheer Trend Back In The ‘90s" by Amanda McGowan, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 20, 2012.
  • There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

    Jean Baudrillard (1989). “America”, p.48, Verso
  • Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.

    Halloween   Keys   Awful  
    Stephen King (2008). “'Salem's Lot”, p.315, Anchor
  • I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

    Halloween   Real   Kids  
  • The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

    Fear   Halloween   Scary  
    H. P. Lovecraft (2014). “Complete Collection Of H. P. Lovecraft - 150 eBooks With 100+ Audiobooks (Complete Collection Of Lovecraft's Fiction, Juvenilia, Poems, Essays And Collaborations)”, p.11, Ageless Reads
  • Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!

    'Macbeth' (1606) act 4, sc. 1, l. 4
  • There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

    Funny   Halloween   Night  
    George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.86, Hachette UK
  • Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

    Following the Equator ch. 66, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)
  • The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.

    H.P. Lovecraft, Digital Papyrus (2014). “H.P. Lovecraft: The Ultimate Collection (160 Works Including Early Writings, Fiction, Collaborations, Poetry, Essays & Bonus Audiobook Links)”, eBookIt.com
  • Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.

    Love   Halloween   Food  
    "Poems of Fernando Pessoa".
  • You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.

    Happy   Fun   Halloween  
  • Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve.... And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.

    Halloween   Dark   Moon  
  • I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

    Lonely   Halloween   Fall  
    Henry David Thoreau, Laura Ross (2009). “Walden, Or, Life in the Woods: Bold-faced Ideas for Living a Truly Transcendent Life”, p.50, Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
  • On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.

    Happy   Dream   Halloween  
  • A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

  • This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

    Funny   Halloween   Sound  
  • Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."

    "Jokes over easy: 1,386 delicious jokes from the best comedians" by Judy Brown, Barnes & Noble, (p. 112), 2006.
  • Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.

  • There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

    "Fictional character: Linus van Pelt". "Peanuts" comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, October 25, 1961.
  • But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

    "'American Horror Story' Season 2: Evan Peters Says It’s Really, Really Scary". Interview with Chris Jancelewicz, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 16, 2012.
  • Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

    Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.32, Algonquin Books
  • Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.

    Halloween   Moon   Play  
    Joel Benton, “Halloween”
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