Funny Hockey Quotes
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People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.
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Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.
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Is hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill us. Oh yeah, did I mention that this whole time we're standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick? Is ice hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. Next question.
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
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I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
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When we've got the puck, they can't score.
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On his attempt at the Edmonton Oilers empty net: I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the blue line.
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
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Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
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I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
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Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
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A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
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It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you.
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I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.
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Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
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One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.
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The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.
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The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.
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At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long.
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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
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I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
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