Funny Inspirational Quotes
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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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He who laughs.....lasts.
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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
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Funny women are honest women.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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Be so good they can't ignore you.
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The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
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The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
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The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.
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I cannot afford to waste my time making money
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
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There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that does not apply to the turkey breast, which is, really, a convenience of food... A turkey without seasonal angst is like a baseball game without a national anthem, a winter without snow, a birthday party without candles.
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Don't take life too seriously.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.
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To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.
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Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
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