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  • Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

    Weed   Hippie   Drinking  
  • I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

    Funny   Weed   Marijuana  
  • Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.

  • Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

    Weed   Stress   Marijuana  
  • If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

    Weed   Marijuana   Years  
  • I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

  • We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.

    Weed   Marijuana   World  
  • If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.

  • I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

  • Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.

    Weed   Marijuana   Years  
  • Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

  • You bet I did and I enjoyed it.

    "Bloomberg Says He Regrets Marijuana Remarks". www.nytimes.com. April 10, 2002.
  • Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

    Funny   Humor   Marijuana  
    FaceBook post by Katt Williams from Oct 19, 2012
  • I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.

  • When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

  • When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.

    Weed   Kids   Marijuana  
    "Obama's Drug Use Debated". www.cbsnews.com. February 12, 2008.
  • I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

    Weed   Flower   Marijuana  
  • I was fascinated that one could have such perceptual changes, and also that they went with a certain feeling of significance, an almost numinous feeling. I'm strongly atheist by disposition, but nonetheless when this happened, I couldn't help thinking, 'That must be what the hand of God is like.'

    "Oliver Sacks, Exploring How Hallucinations Happen". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. November 6, 2012.
  • It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.

    Weed   Marijuana   People  
  • Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.

    Weed   Marijuana   Men  
  • The evidence is overwhelming that marijuana can relieve certain types of pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms caused by such illnesses as multiple sclerosis, cancer and AIDS - or by the harsh drugs sometimes used to treat them. And it can do so with remarkable safety. Indeed, marijuana is less toxic than many of the drugs that physicians prescribe every day.

    Weed   Pain   Cancer  
  • One's condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one's being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness - the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others.

    Weed   War   Marijuana  
    Interview in "Writers at Work: The Paris Review Interviews, Third Series" edited by George Plimpton, 1967.
  • The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

    Weed   War   Stress  
  • Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against possession of marijuana in private for personal use... Therefore, I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce [28g] of marijuana.

    Weed   Marijuana   Law  
    U.S. President in a message to the U.S. Congress, 1977.
  • Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

    Funny   Weed   Humor  
  • I experimented with marijuana a time or two.

    Weed   Marijuana   Two  
    Quoted in Wash. Post, 30 Mar. 1992
  • The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.

    "Mr. X". Essay by Carl Sagan, hermiene.net. 1969.
  • The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

    Weed   Humor   Marijuana  
  • Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.

    Weed   Marijuana   People  
  • Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.

    Weed   War   Marijuana  
    "Legalizing Marijuana: Drug Policy Reform and Prohibition Politics". Book by Rudolph Joseph Gerber, 2004.
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