Funny Marriage Advice Quotes
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
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Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
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you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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