Funny Merry Christmas Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Merry Christmas that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
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To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.
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To the American People: Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. If we think on these things, there will be born in us a Savior and over us will shine a star sending its gleam of hope to the world." ~ Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933), American president. Presidential message (December 25, 1927).
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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One can never have enough socks
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
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The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year.
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Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
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Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He belongs to all races. He was born in Bethlehem, yet He belongs to all countries.
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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