Funny Money Quotes
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If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are.
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All heiresses are beautiful.
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Money talks, bullshit walks.
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They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
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A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
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The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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The real excitement is playing the game.
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I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.
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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
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We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
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Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow.
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