Funny Motivational Quotes
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The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
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I cannot afford to waste my time making money
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Don't take life too seriously.
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If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
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The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
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Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
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Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
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It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently - they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
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You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
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Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
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You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
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