Funny New Years Quotes
The best sayings about Funny New Years that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
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Let the dead Past bury its dead!
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We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...not looking for flaws, but for potential.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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This bright new year is given me
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
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The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
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I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
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Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
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From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
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Let each new year find you a better person.
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What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"
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Maybe this year, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives not looking for flaws, but looking for potential.
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