Funny Old Birthday Quotes
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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You're only as old as you feel.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
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Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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