Funny Parenting Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Parenting that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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It's not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can't tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.
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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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The parents exist to teach the child, but also they must learn what the child has to teach them; and the child has a very great deal to teach them
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Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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