Funny Puppy Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Puppy that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
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Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
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A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
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