Funny Science Quotes
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The universe is not only queerer than we suppose; it is queerer than we can suppose
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Nature and nature's laws lay hid in the night. God said, Let Newton be! and all was light!
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If you think research is expensive, try disease!
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Science does not know its debt to imagination.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
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I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
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Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology.
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Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.
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I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.
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What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on.
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.
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Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences, but especially so in physics, in which the results of quantum mechanics and relativity theory have opened up two very different paths for physicists to pursue. They may lead us - to put it in extreme terms - to the Buddha or to the Bomb, and it is up to each of us to decide which path to take.
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I am compelled to fear that science will be used to promote the power of dominant groups rather than to make men happy.
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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If you torture the data long enough, it will confess.
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