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  • And if tonight my soul may find her peace in sleep, and sink in good oblivion, and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created.

    Peace   Morning   Flower  
    "Shadows" l. 1 (1932)
  • Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

  • Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... Without the satisfaction.

    Sleep   Night   Insomnia  
  • Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

    William Blake (2005). “Collected Poems”, p.167, Routledge
  • Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

    Funny   Humorous   Sleep  
    "Fictional character: The Great Man". "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break", www.imdb.com. October 10, 1941.
  • A flock of sheep that leisurely pass by One after one; the sound of rain, and bees Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and seas, Smooth fields, white sheets of water, and pure sky - I've thought of all by turns, and still I lie Sleepless.

    Lying   Rain   Fall  
    William Wordsworth, Myles Birket Foster, Sir John Gilbert, Robert Eldridge Aris WILLMOTT, Joseph WOLF (Artist.) (1859). “Poems of William Wordsworth. Selected and edited by Robert Aris Willmott ... Illustrated with one hundred designs by Birket Foster, J. Wolf, and John Gilbert, engraved by the brothers Dalziel”, p.208
  • The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

    Funny   Marriage   Lying  
    Without Feathers "The Scrolls" (1975) See Bible 167
  • There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Naps  
  • I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

    Love   Life   Inspiring  
  • A well-spent day brings happy sleep.

    Codice Trivulziano 281
  • In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.

  • Your life is a kind of laboratory where you're constantly experimenting with your own higher knowing, always increasing your capacity to design the life you choose. Human beings must create; it's hardwired. The question is, are you consciously creating or only sleepwalking through your human life?

    Life   Creating   Knowing  
  • The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

    Morning   Regret   Sleep  
  • Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.

    Dream   Sleep   Insomnia  
    1956 Pincher Martin, ch.6.
  • How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.

    Beautiful   Sleep   Night  
    Dorothy Parker (2002). “Complete Stories”, p.197, Penguin
  • Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.

    Ellen Goodman (1986). “Close to Home”, Fawcett Books
  • Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

  • Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

    Sleep   Doubt   Unicorn  
  • The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Trying  
  • It appears that every man's insomnia is as different from his neighbours as are their daytime hopes and aspirations.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Men  
    The Crack-up 'Sleeping and Walking'
  • Now blessings light on him that first invented this same sleep. It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak.

    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1993). “Don Quixote”, p.730, Wordsworth Editions
  • Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot.Ê It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even.

    Wise   Kings   Sleep  
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

    Sleep   Naps   Annoying  
  • Many things, such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly - are done worst when we try hardest to do them.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Trying  
    C. S. Lewis (2013). “Studies in Medieval and Renaissance Literature”, p.137, Cambridge University Press
  • Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

    Cute   Dream   Bed  
  • But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.

    "Stopping byWoods on a Snowy Evening" l. 13 (1923)
  • All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.

    Dream   Sleep   Insomnia  
    "Moralia". Book by Plutarch. "Of Superstition",
  • If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.

    Happiness   Lying   Sleep  
  • For sleep, one needs endless depths of blackness to sink into; daylight is too shallow, it will not cover one.

    Sleep   Depth   Needs  
    ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH (1963). “NORTH TO THE ORIENT”
  • The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

    Sleep   Kissing   Bed  
    New Numbers no. 3 (1914) "The Great Lover"
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