Funny Sports Quotes
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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
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Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them-a desire, a dream, a vision.
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If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.
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I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it.
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Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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Everyone is an athlete. The only difference is that some of us are in training, and some are not.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
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Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them-a desire, a dream, a vison.
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Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt.
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Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.
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You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place.
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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me. I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers!
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Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
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Don't give up at half time. Concentrate on winning the second half.
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.
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Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
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I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
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I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
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