Funny Strong Women Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Strong Women that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
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Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
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It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
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There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
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For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
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No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
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Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know
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