Funny Valentine Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Valentine that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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Money gives me pleasure all the time.
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
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Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
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I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
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I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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