Golfing Quotes
The best sayings about Golfing that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
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The woods are full of long drivers.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
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My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
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Swing hard in case you hit it.
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In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
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If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
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If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.
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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
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I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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I was very competitive with my brothers when I was younger. Now we are all in completely different worlds. Im not in direct competition with my brothers for anything, ever. Stephen and I and Billy and I are better at staying in touch with each other. Danny is married, he has a new baby and he is very peripatetic, he goes to golfing tournaments and charity things. He really travels a lot.
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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
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I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup of coffee, but wouldn't dream of interrupting on the golf course.
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In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
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Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
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They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
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