Great Simpsons Quotes
The best sayings about Great Simpsons that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
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Art is what separates us from the animals.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
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If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
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You can't handle the truth!
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Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
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But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
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And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
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A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
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You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
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Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
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Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.
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When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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