Happy Married Quotes

• The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

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  Charles Farrar Browne

  Children   Home   Men  

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• My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

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  Tom Ford

  Sex   Married   Life Is  

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• I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

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  Billy Lawrence

  Long   Perfect   Wife  

  Source: www.vulture.com

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• If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.

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  Nick Vujicic

  Married   Not Happy   Happy Single  

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• Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow to a happy married life that there has been since that terrible thing called the Higher Education of Women was invented.

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  Oscar Wilde

  Husband   Thinking   Blow  

  Oscar Wilde (2008). “The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays: Lady Windermere's Fan; Salome; A Woman of No Importance; An Ideal Husband; The Importance of Being Earnest”, p.205, OUP Oxford

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