Herpes Quotes
The best sayings about Herpes that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.
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...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.
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Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes.
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Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's this, it's that. Ask any saloon owner what's happened to social life in America in the past 12 years and they'll tell you it's a different world and these people are strongly misinformed by the media, peer pressure.
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Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.
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Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.
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You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
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I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.
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E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.
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Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.
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Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.
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If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.
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Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.
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Kissing's no fun when you have herpes
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Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
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Yes, he’s like a rash for which there’s no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience. He should have been named Herpes rather than ZT. Or maybe just Herpes Z, since he’s a very special irritant. (Arik)
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Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.
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It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of nowhere. "By 'it' do you mean herpes?" "You are too much," Mom said, "The book, Hazel. I mean the book.
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If you love something, set it free.
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Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.
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I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.
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Pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it's always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume.
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My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
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One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
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It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's almost too good to be true that someone will pay you for enjoying yourself. I've been very fortunate that my work led to useful drugs for a variety of serious illnesses. The thrill of seeing people get well who might otherwise have died of diseases like leukemia, kidney failure, and herpes virus encephalitis cannot be described in words.
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I think the philosophy in our public schools, and many other institutions today, is that a dose of God is more hazardous to your health than a dose of herpes or drugs.
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