Hilarious Happy Birthday Quotes
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
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Time and tide wait for no man.
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