Humorous Birthday Quotes
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
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If you're not getting older, you're dead.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Brian Lara Cricket Player -
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Buddy Roemer Former Governor of Louisiana -
Butch Otter Governor of Idaho -
C. Vann Woodward Historian
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Bryan Murray Ice hockey coach -
C. J. Chivers Journalist
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Bram Fischer Lawyer -
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Cain Velasquez Mixed Martial Artist -
Caecilius Statius Poet
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C.P. Cavafy Poet -
C. Sigman Songwriter -
Brent Runyon Writer
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