Humorous Love Quotes
The best sayings about Humorous Love that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
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Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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The triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
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It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.
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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
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You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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